What a fucking nutjob

Sshhh you might give them ideas

Twins(-ish)!

alias gimme="chown <myname>:staff"

Polls for potential zombie processes:

# Survive the apocalypse
function zombies () {
  ps -elf | grep tsc | awk '{print $2}' | while read pid; do
    lsof -p $pid | grep cwd | awk '{printf "%-20s ", $2; $1=""; print $9}'
  done
}

export -f zombies
alias zeds="watch -c -e -n 1 zombies"

WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

yOuR rEdDiT aCcOuNt HaS bEeN pErMaNeNtLy SuSpEnDeD

“We want to stop nuclear proliferation by starting a nuclear war.” - these fucking geniuses, apparently