America: At best, we’ll jail you for your own protection.

Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

“No backsies!”

I still think Kart 64 is one of the best of the series, but I don’t get the prejudice against ghosts. :)

This is worse than the iOS 7 betas.

”Starships erupt,
Kids grow up fucked,

clap, clap, clap, clap

Deep in the shart of Texas!”

Yay, Gattaca.

Russia: “Surrender!”

Ukraine: “No.”

Russia: “Pleeeeeeease?”

Fucking transparent and desperate beyond the lowest points of the Soviet Union.

I love that space travel is becoming so democratized now.

It shouldn’t just be governments, it shouldn’t just be private companies, it should be anyone with the wherewithal to figure the technology out.