Imagine if he wore a brown suit, and ate Grey Poupon

I want to be some anonymous low level loser when I grow up

Relevant:

They are filled with hate, because they are deeply insecure, deeply afraid, and the current political and social climate tells them that this is not only an acceptable way to deal with those feelings, but encourages them to deal with those feelings in this manner.

Hey, Norway. Don’t come to the U.S. We suck now. Hard. And it’s not worth it. Many of us are very, very sorry.

How did I do?

Definitely can’t be worse than what we have now!

Also, “Don’t violate people’s constitutional rights, which you must have at least tangentially sworn to protect and uphold.” 🤷‍♂️

Please spend none of my tax money on this. Oh, also don’t spend it on war with Iran.

Thanks.

How can they not see they are destroying it all? And the more they double down, the faster they accelerate the destruction.

In the way of me being neurodivergent and preferring us to normies

Fuck. All of you. Except the two good ones.

The justices Friday ruled in a 7-2 decision that the fossil fuel and biofuel companies had shown that federal courts had the power to address their concerns that the state’s ability to set stricter limits than the federal government was unfairly tilting the market against them.

The world is burning. Who the fuck cares about the market at this point? Our own president is rapidly and eagerly destroying “the market.” Sue him!

Hey assholes. You have enough money already. Stop trying to accelerate the destruction of the environment. There’s nowhere else to go. For anyone. Including you.

My apocalypse farm in northern Maine is neurodivergent-friendly. Neurodivergent-preferred in fact.

I’m not hearing a problem here

I hate our government so much

Oh, RICH Americans. I rescind my click.

China:

Schumer said he would do it, but forgot 40 minutes later.

They need the donkeys to combat the antelope invasion though

What do I click to unread this?