LousyCornMuffins

because my huge dick is in another room right now licking his asshole.

Dear Dairy,
Crepes make me gassy do you have any cheese?

Signed,
Me

sweet off to cheat on the husband

hail hydra?

is that just user submitted or do they have some sort of verification process (don’t ask me what it would be i can only think of stuff that works with nonfascist governments right now) because, well us and ours have fucked with similar forms too (e.g. that one texas abortion bounty hunter form comes to mind first)

oh good my phone is set up for that?

they’re lookin at me Sarge. with their eyes.

what’s it like having a (semi)functional government?

I mean I’m tired of signing online petitions that get summarily ignored

he’s been looking for an excuse to nuke something, anything, for a while now

i have a weird concept. give each phone a tortilla chip for each positive rating. the final score is the size of the pile of nachos the phone has.

nice to meet you. i don’t.

are they really trying to make us ponder an orb to get onto reddit

here. have jar. $20 please.

I am floop!

i have a novelty account i kept around and i just post luigi pictures whenever it gets unbanned. it has probably only been unbanned a week this year