US President Donald Trump, in a stunning Truth Social post, declared that a “complete and total” cease-fire had been agreed to in the conflict between Israel and Iran, due to take effect in phased steps, potentially bringing an end to what he called the “12-day war.”
<shoots iran>
<Iran shoots back>
STOP STOP MY MOM SAID I CAN’T GET WET!!
-that one fuck face neighbor of yours every time the water guns come out.