Trump: China you gotta do something! You are, after all, my best friend.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    2 hours ago

    Xi could present Trump a map of the middle east with Taiwan moved off the coast of Oman and negotiate for uncontested seizure of Taiwan within a week

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    14 hours ago

    Fucking-A… How mentally challenged is the US to ask this of the country they declared a trade war against???

    Trump’s Art of the Deal involves lots of getting on his knees.

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    17 hours ago

    If I were China I would tell him to pound sand since he’s been being bellicose about china in the panama canal. Also they’re friendly with Iran so Iran could just let chinese flagged ships through and attack anyone else.

    Maybe marco should have tried harder to convince mushroom dick into not joining a fucking war just because bibi asked him to.

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    19 hours ago

    Hilarious.

    Trump attacks Iran

    Iran shuts down oil

    Markets crash

    Who could have predicted this?

    Anyone interested in stealing from YOUR retirement account through market manipulation

    This is all part of the plan of men smarter than the pissbag

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      3 hours ago

      they are trying to crash everything. they will be dead within the next year or so and do not want us to live either.

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    19 hours ago

    Ok so like if China did do that, whats in it for them?

    Also, if the price of oil spikes will that cause a market crash that crashes the housing bubble? Seems like this might be a entirely-too-fucked-up way to make housing affordable again.

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      16 hours ago

      China gets to not have oil shortages. They’re far more dependent on the middle east for oil. The US has been self sufficient when it comes to oil for almost a decade.

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        7 hours ago

        so Trump is asking China to help itsef as the US won’t be affected at all. Did I understand you interpretation correctly?

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        12 hours ago

        Iran could easily allow China-bound ships and shut out everyone else, which they’ll probably do if China pushes for it.

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          8 hours ago

          The only possible way they have to close the strait is by mining it. Anything else would be open to air attack and about as effective as the Houthis, which is to say not very.

          Nevermind that if they allowed through any shipments, it would defeat the entire purpose of closing the Strait. Oil is fungible and will be resold if a profit can be made, as we’ve already seen with the Russian sanctions.

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            3 hours ago

            Anything else would be open to air attack and about as effective as the Houthis, which is to say not very.

            You mean the terrorist group who forced both the US and China to make deals with them?

            I think they proved that this is a shockingly successful technique

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              21 minutes ago

              Yes, the one that has only managed to sink or capture 4 ships over their 2 year campaign. Compare that with the Somali pirates that captured 100+ ships during their peak in 2010-2011.

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            7 hours ago

            if they allowed through any shipments, it would defeat the entire purpose of closing the Strait. Oil is fungible and will be resold if a profit can be made

            Every additional step in the supply chain increases the price since everyone adds their own margin, and at some point it becomes more expensive than oil alternatives (for example, bio-plastics). Anyway, if China started reselling the oil then Iran would stop letting them through.